June 16th, 2004

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It's Good To Be A Woman


Okay, this is somewhat corny, perhaps. But funny! Made me smile to read it. (Sent to me back on May 31 from Marilyn mistressmarilyn.)



It's Good To Be A Woman

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.




(smile)

It's good to be a woman. I'll go for that.
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charlie 2012 beige

"Harry Potter" Meme. (Good One!)



[sirius + remus]



YES!!!

I was just saying (since seeing the PoA movie, of course!) that I was all over that pairing...

(smile)

It's not my one and only, of course. But I like it. I really, really do!

(grin)

Nap time. (Tired. Hot!)
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