Yes, I'm a sheep. Whatta ya wanna make of it??? (smile)
Gacked (yet again) from Becky beckyo. Cute, actually!
Once upon a time there has a young FANFIC WRITER named NICK CARTER. He was VERY BUSY in the DARK forest when he met TERRIBLE RYAN SEACREST, a run-away TEMPLAR KNIGHT from the HORRID Queen JESSICA SIMPSON.
NICK CARTER could see that TERRIBLE RYAN SEACREST was hungry so he reached into his CALDRON and give him his GREAT LOW CARB BREAD. TERRIBLE RYAN SEACREST was thankful for NICK CARTER's LOW CARB BREAD, so he told NICK CARTER a very HAPPY story about Queen JESSICA SIMPSON's daughter MISTRESS MARILYN. How her mother, the HORRID Queen JESSICA SIMPSON, kept her locked away in a HAUNTED CASTLE protected by a gigantic CAT, because MISTRESS MARILYN was so CHARMING.
NICK CARTER YELLED. He vowed to TERRIBLE RYAN SEACREST the TEMPLAR KNIGHT that he would save the CHARMING MISTRESS MARILYN. He would THUMP the CAT, and take MISTRESS MARILYN far away from her evil mother, the HORRID Queen JESSICA SIMPSON, and KISS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SCARY STORM and TERRIBLE RYAN SEACREST the TEMPLAR KNIGHT began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. HORRID Queen JESSICA SIMPSON RAN out from behind a ROCK and struck NICK CARTER dead. In the far off HAUNTED CASTLE you could hear a BACKSTREET HARMONY.
EDIT: Unfortunately, the site that created this no longer exists. So I've removed the link to 'Make your own Fairy Tale.' (darn)
I had no clue Nick would give Ryan that low carb bread! How nicely did that work out? (Ryan Seacrest is a big low carb man, so that's perfect. I was rolling reading it!)
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