Okay, try not to laugh!
Oh, hell, maybe a laugh is just what we all need! (hee)
I just typed up the entry from the "Master Gardener" program, who will be dressed as 'butterflies, ladybugs, flowers and vegetables' -- and have a 'Rake Drill Team,' performing manuevers. They've also written an 'original' song that they'll be singing to the tune of "Meet the Flintstones." It struck me as both silly and fun, so I'm sharing it here with you!
"Ask a Master Gardener"
We're the / Master Gardeners
Trained by OSU to help you grow.
When you / Call the hotlines
We will tell you what you want to know!
If the / lawn is looking more like weeds
If the / slugs are crawling up your sleeves;
Ask a / master gardener:
It's fun to grow things
It's fun to know things
You'll have a great old time!
The program is currently celebrating their 30th anniversary. Oh, and one of Marilyn's mistressmarilyn and my friends is actually a Master Gardener, by the way! (smile)
But, no -- she won't be marching with this group... (grin)